I stayed up
all night last night. I decided to take a nap at 8:30. Luke said he
smelled smoke at 8:40. At 8:45, my next door neighbor started banging
furiously on my door.
"Um, your door was on fire. Your sign, I mean. I put it out with a glass of water. I thought you might want to know."
What a fan-fucking-tastic way to start out the very first day of Finals Week. Fuck you.